The Danger of Hobbits
Hobbits may seem harmless, but beware! Their love of second breakfast and pipeweed can disrupt even the most organized task list. If you spot a hobbit near your productivity tools, proceed with caution.
- They will eat all your snacks.
- They will invite you on unexpected journeys.
- Your to-do list will mysteriously grow longer.
Stay vigilant, and remember: not all those who wander are lost, but some are definitely procrastinating.