The Danger of Hobbits

Hobbits may seem harmless, but beware! Their love of second breakfast and pipeweed can disrupt even the most organized task list. If you spot a hobbit near your productivity tools, proceed with caution.

  • They will eat all your snacks.
  • They will invite you on unexpected journeys.
  • Your to-do list will mysteriously grow longer.

Stay vigilant, and remember: not all those who wander are lost, but some are definitely procrastinating.